The gun fires and...
They're off!
With a steady blend of precision pace and accuracy the bloggers, aware of their competition, must act quickly to put together a post. From a list of roughly eight or so new tracks, the blogger must then select the best option. Shit. Somebody already posted that one...ok well what's left?
The blogger must then post a track that is new and untouched; then write from a perspective of someone who has actually taken the time to thoroughly listen to the whole album (even though he has only skimmed through each track to find the best one).
The blogger could post an updated version or "Album Version" of one of the oldies but...No. Too risky.
Cursing at whatever file sharing provider he uses, he waits impatiently as it slowly uploads his three day trip to stardom.
The blogger trys to remain calm (despite the blaring music in his ears).
The song is finally uploaded. Some swift copy / paste action is executed. The album art is uploaded to a new hosting site to hide his tracks. He still has to think of something clever to go with the post so he doesn't come off as some ass hole who just posts images and mp3s. How about, "Theolonius is a strong ....
Uh....
"Theolonius is a strong piece that ...
fuckkkkkkkk
"Theolonius sounds like it could be a hidden track off of Prodigy's Fat of the Land album"
Decent, but I think people might be catching on to the fact that Fat of the Land is the only Dance album from the ninties you truly listened to...
Now the blogger waits as his track, fingers crossed, rises to the top; complete with page refreshing and twitter updates every now and then.
When every promotional gimmick has been expended (facebook, twitter, word of mouth, texts even), the blogger just sits back and waits for the awkward cease and desist email.
$ The Bloody Beetroots - Theolonius (King Voodoo)
